Frere Jacques

"The pupils of our eyes dilate and grow larger when we see someone we're attracted to.

Larger and dilated pupils are seen as more attractive than smaller and contracted pupils."

I recently heard on a teen show that big dilated pupils means you're in love. I thought that this was thirteen-year-old logic, but I guess it's true. However-- it's not a reliable meter. Drugs, darkness, alcohol, fear, and surprise also dilate pupils. Also, apparently anything does. i just went to the bathroom and had huge pupils and I just woke up. Not that I'm not in love with the toilet, but I think this concept is hilarious. No, online dating still wins.