I feel completely like a baby trailing its diaper behind it going ga-ga on the floor for my new camera. I'm that stupid and I'm that eager.

hmm

I feel like dolphins are bad ass muthafuckers. Just look at them. It just occurred to me how much star power they have.

whatwouldIwant?Sky

Will this work??

-Katie asking whether this new font works on her new computer as compared to the old, but it applies to all life right now. Or, anybody right now.

I am majoring in sad dork lately now that I'm done with the English.

Factoid

Slut is an anagram for lust.

Conclusion:

You can call a girl a slut, but you are really just lustin'. Oh shoot.

something i learned recently

"This he understood: that association renders men stronger and brings out each person's best gifts, and gives a joy which is rarely to be had by keeping to oneself, the joy of realizing how many honest decent capable people there are for whom it is worth giving one's best (while living just for oneself very often the opposite happens, of seeing people's other side, the side which makes one keep one's hand always on the hilt of one's sword)."

- Italo Calvino

Inspiration

So glad I have teachers looking up the pH level of sperm on their own time, inspired by my work.

growing up means never having to say hello in person

A man whom I've never met but apparently saw me at a bar on the island last week told his cop friend (who knows my mom and my mom's friend who I was with, also it was March on island and thus the bar scene was scarce and unexciting) that he thought I was cute. I only met the cop friend briefly at said bar (sorry for the he said/she said recount), and didn't say much. But his FRIEND apparently saw me. He's 25. So of course the adult thing to do is tell your cop friend who then texts my mom who texts me and asks, "Can he facebook you?" I respond to my mom, "Well, we're all adults here".

What I say in my head: Yeah, oh yeah definitely, tell this guy who I didn't ever speak to in my life that is three years older than me that asked to FACEBOOK me through his friend who then texted my mom, that he can in fact have permission to look at an online profile of me which he could only simply access if he knew my full name.

*Breathe out*