Song o Myself

"To touch my person to some one else's is about as much as I can

stand."

Walt Whitman

My life

is unbelievable right now. It's not terrific. And it ain't horrible. It's just so goddamn unbelievable, I just gotta kick up my boots and praise the everything-coming-together fairy.

got to get you into my life

I am in a decidedly good mood right now. For no particular reason.

Had a dream I couldn't find the way out of my room.

I know someone who can hack my computer

state of the onion

"It isn't that every generation thinks it's invented sex so much as a better way of doing it — like you can remove the messiness from human intimacy."

-An article on why the idea of Friends with Benefits is kind of Hello. Finally. Thank you. I refuse to believe that physicality can ever truly be devoid of human connection.. Sure, there can be less emotionally stimulating physical interactions, but to dismiss that any form of human intimacy is deplete of emotion or can ever be that tidy--for any gender--is a little old. These fresh ideas of no strings attached etc etc are ways of avoiding the inevi

magica

How come nobody has done a vibrator montage to The Beach Boys' "Good Vibrations" yet? Or has it been done? I think it makes for good television.

Frere Jacques

"The pupils of our eyes dilate and grow larger when we see someone we're attracted to.

Larger and dilated pupils are seen as more attractive than smaller and contracted pupils."

I recently heard on a teen show that big dilated pupils means you're in love. I thought that this was thirteen-year-old logic, but I guess it's true. However-- it's not a reliable meter. Drugs, darkness, alcohol, fear, and surprise also dilate pupils. Also, apparently anything does. i just went to the bathroom and had huge pupils and I just woke up. Not that I'm not in love with the toilet, but I think this concept is hilarious. No, online dating still wins.